Sunday, December 14, 2008

FUTSAL

Alooo semua...lama Rampage tak update blog....ni baru nak start balik (nasib baik my lovely wife bagi pinjam n/book) untuk update blog....

on yesterday night Rampage terpanggil untuk joint geng penaggah time Azza wedding at Tmn Mastiara untuk main futsal....Perhhhh memang Rampage pancit habis (dah lama tak main lari2 lakatakan....), ingat kan main ping-pong & Gym penat, rupanyer futsal ni lagi penat.



Cara permainan yg sempoi.... saper dapat 2 goal dulu stay kat dalam, yg kalah keluar digantikan dgn new group terdiri dari 5 orang.


Aksi gelecek menggelecek & cilok mencilok...masing2 tunjuk skill

Bro ni dah ponat....stay dah 2 games


Haaaaa...Azza ni lah sorang jer pemain wanita yg bermain futsal pada malam tu.
Azza menjadi pemain pertahanan...semua tak lepas, hubby dia jadi stiker.

Apa lagi...bila Azza penat dia minum milo dlm botol susu budak...hehehee jgn marah aaaa.

Abg Zamri, goal keeper yg pancit gak cam Rampage...Aris tak der dia out station.
Ok sampai disini jer coretan dari Rampage....tunggu....bila ader masa Rampage akan upload lagi...
p/s: Dj Epoi bila nak set main paintball ngan Bro Apai.

Monday, November 24, 2008

LAGU FAST & FURIOUS VER. SINGAPORE

Ni kisah tak der keje la ni...cuba donga lagu F&F version singapore.

fast & furious singapore (download)

Ni liriknye:~

I wonder if you know,
How they live in Ang Mo Kio
Go to city many gantry
Can't afford your speed too low
Fast and furious! (Kena!) (beep! beep! beep!) Slow is dangerous (Aiyah!)
(beep! beep! beep!)

I wonder if you know,
How they live in Toa Payoh
Please lah tolong, only Lorong
Not Expressway also tio!
Fast and furious! (Kena!) (beep! beep! beep!) Spread like virius! (Aiyah!)
(beep! beep! beep!)

Many many taxes danglin
ERP now is randomin
Keep your speed 'bove 45
Or everybody Cashcard won't survive!
Suka suka ERP on
Happy happy gantry can born
16 new ways to gope your lui
See already want to pui!

Gahmen say take MRT
Cos car is only luxury
Build the road for Fellari
Normal car will up lorry
Ji Pa Ban (uh!), Ichiban (uh)
No million dollars you Lan Lan
CTE is the place to be
Singapore road for VIP

I wonder if you know,
How they live in Ang Mo Kio
Reach work early, at 5.30
Spend three hours drink teh-o
Can't be seraious! (wah lau!) (beep! beep! beep!) Live like vampires
(ouch!) (beep! beep! beep!)

I wonder if you know,
Where the gantry never grow
Where the lorry Never worry
Travel freely where you go
Pulau Bukom! (Don't have!) (beep! beep! beep!) Pulau Tekong (Huat ah!)
(beep! beep! beep!)

TAG REPLY TO BISZ'IGN(APAI)

1. The age you'll be on your next birthday:
33 (dah tua, tapi hati mau muda)

2. Place you want to travel to:
Paris, Europe and Mecca (ni pegi haji daa)

3. Your favorite place:
My home sweet home

4. Your favorite food:
Unagi, All kind javanisse cook, all kind Minang food and all halal food lah.

5. Your favorite pet:
Non

6. Favorite color combination:
Black & white, Red & white, Black & yellow.

7. Favorite piece of clothing:
Don't care as long it seem simple.

8. Your all time favorite song:

  • tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree -(tak ingat penyanyi)
  • to love somebody-bee gees
  • how can i tell her-lobo
  • i'd love you to want me-lobo
  • dream lover-lobo
  • knock 3 times-dawn
  • house of the rising sun-(pon tak ingat penyanyi)
  • All music by the shadow (otai group) *"tak caye ke"(mungkin org cam Rampage jer dengar cam ni)
  • (they long to be) close to you-carpenters
  • yesterday once more-carpenters
  • SEBENARNYA RAMPAGE TAK PILIH LAGU...SEMUA LAGU RAMPAGE SUKA, MELAYU KER, CINA KER, INDIA KER, JEPUN KER, KER, KER DAN KER...SEMUA RAMPAGE LAYANNNNNNNzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

9. Favorite TV show:initial-D, pokemon, midnight wanga, final fantasy, ghost whisperer, house,

10. First name of your significant other/crush:

Non

11. Which town do you live in:

Selayang, Selangor

12. Your screen name/nickname:

  • Rampage
  • Joe
  • Otai
  • Dr. Joe
  • Setan Baik....hehehehe ni gelaran bagi hackerz baik (suatu masa dulu2)

13. Your first job:

Yamaha Motor, 1st Line Supervisor

14. Your dream job:
Engineer of sound & music,

15. One bad habit that you have:
ripping original artist music and give for free

16. Worst fear:
Cannot handle panic situation

17.Things you'd like to do before you die:
perbanyakkan amal jariah

18. The 1st thing you'll buy if you get $1,000,000:
divide it in 2 : 1 part for charity / 1 part for my children education & healty

19. Your husband/wife: Nurliza binti Wahab (FOREVER LOVE YOU)

*** aku nak Tag Dj Epoi gak...***

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

LAWAK PETANG

Di sebuah majlis pernikahan nikah, pengantin lelaki bernama Hassan - (bukan nama sebenar) :

Kadi : Hassan... .

Pengantin Lelaki : Saya ustaz...

Kadi : Dengan baik2 ya Hassan ... . "Aku nikahkan akan dikau dengan si Polan bt Polan dengan mas kahwinnya RM80 tunaiiiiii "

Pengantin Lelaki : "Aku terima nikahnyaaa si Polan binti Polan dengan mas kahwinnya RM80 tunaiiiii"

Kadi : Sah? (ditanya kepada saksi pertama)

Saksi Pertama : Sah... .

Kadi : Sah? (ditanya kepada saksi kedua)

Saksi Kedua : Sah...

Saksi ketiga : errr...

  1. lontara suara awak tidak jelas ... . saya tak dengar apa yang awak cakap ... .
  2. pitching berterabur ke laut ... keluar acuan terus, jiwa kosong ... tak de feel ... .
  3. low note tak sampai, high note awak pulak ... tak de kawalan ... sepatutnya ditahan ... kasi sustain ... falseto lemah .. improvisation R&B awak tak menjadi ... bughok bebenor bunyinyeee ...
  4. teknik ramify pun tak mantap ... bunyi cam orang nak berak jerrr... . satu jer yang saya suka ... . awak ade ciri2 seorang pesona bintang! awak boleh lebih berjaya sekiranya melakukan yang lebih terbaik!!!!! ... .
  5. tapi yang penting sekali ... . hassan terlupa kepada penonton ... tak fokus pada kamera ... . yang tu aje ... . harap hassan baiki pada masa2 akan datang ye hassan ... hassan boleh pergi jauh ... dan juga pakcik nasihatkan agar hassan jangan lupa solat lima waktu ... tu penting San, nak jadi artis ni kena jugak balance dunia akhirat ... .
Kadi :?????


*p/s
jangan marah just for dapat sedekah kerana senyuman anda....hehehehehe